Scarlett is seriously one of the funniest people I know. She is hilarious. And her comprehension of things we say, and things she sees going on around her, blows my mind. At just over 2 1/2 years of age- here are some of the funnies this little one has been throwing our way.
**After getting in trouble for not listening, a common occurrence in our home lately, I finally raised my voice to let Scarlett know I was serious, she looks at me and says, "Mom, you crazy. You crazy for yellin' at me!"**
**My parents watch the girls some days when I go to the gym and when I picked them up a few weeks ago, my Dad asked what the deal with Dora is. I asked what he meant, and he responded, "Scarlett out of the blue said, Dear Dora, I hate your stinkin' guts!" It took me a minute, but then I remembered I bought Little Rascals and downloaded it on the iPad before Disneyland and she had been watching it. She then quoted, "Dear Darla, I hate your stinkin' guts. You make me vomit. You're the scum between my toes. Love, Alfalfa!"**
**Scarlett made a mess of the family room, and we were getting ready to go to the pool. I told her I wanted all her toys put away before we left. She came upstairs a few minutes later, and this is how our conversation went:
Me: Is everything cleaned up?
Scar: Yes!
Me: All the toys are back in the play room?
Scar: Yes, they all put away.
Me: So when I go downstairs to check, the family room will be all cleaned up?
Scar: Mom, you gonna go downstairs and you gonna look and you gonna say FAAAAABULOUS!**
**Scarlett always turns Pandora on, and she always goes to the Mariah Carey Christmas station. I asked her why she does that, "Because I like Santa, Mom."**
**We were getting ready to head out for the day, I asked if she wanted to wear a headband, she said yes, so when I helped her put it on, I said, "you look so cute". A few minutes later she came and handed me the headband saying, "I just don't want to be so cute today."**

**Rob has been doing P90X a few days a week. Scarlett was watching him, and doing some of the exercises one morning while I was at the gym. When I got home, I sat down in the family room and Rob said he was a little embarrassed to have me watch the end of his workout, because he was so tired, he wasn't finishing all the sets. I said, "that's OK. It's like bootcamp. By the end, I'm so exhausted, I just try to make it through." He smiled and said, "this is way harder than bootcamp." I knew he was teasing me, but I rolled my eyes and said, "Oh yeah, of course it is", then I headed out of the room to take a shower. I heard Scarlett snap at her Daddy, "You don't say that to my Mommy!" Rob apologized to Scarlett and she said, "No. You need to go say sorry to her!"**
**On our way out the door one day, I sent Scarlett back inside because I had left my phone on the counter. Since then, she frequently asks as we are walking out the door, "Do you have your phone? Do you have your water?"**
{Super model, baby? I do think so.}
**Scarlett does not like to be messy. I trained her well. She likes to keep her hands clean, at all times. We get together with a few of her friends twice a month for a little mini preschool, and this certain day the kids were doing some finger painting. I joked to the other moms that Scar may not like this activity- I showed her how to make the fireworks, and told her it was OK to touch the paints. She tried one, then saw the dot of paint on her one finger and said, "I need to wash my hands". I told her it was OK to be messy sometimes, "No, Mom, it is not OK to be messy, ever!"**
**We were leaving the pool last Saturday and I looked back at Sydney and told Rob she was already asleep. He asked if she was asleep before I put her in the car, I said no. 15 seconds later, this was our conversation:
Scarlett: Yes, her is asleep, Mom.
Me: Yes, I know.
Scar: You said her not asleep.
Me: (realizing she didn't hear my whole conversation with Rob) You're right. I misspoke. She is asleep now.
Scar: You told Daddy her not asleep.
Me: You're right. But I see that she is asleep now.
Rob then looked at me, and I quietly said, "It's not worth explaining the whole thing to her, she doesn't understand that I was responding to your other question".
Very quietly, and very matter-of-factly, Scarlett says in response, "I do understand."**
**Scarlett asked my Dad to play baseball with her one day, and they went out in the yard, and he pitched for her a few times. She would swing and miss, and he kept reminding her to keep her eye on the ball. He held the ball in front of him and moved it around and said, "watch the ball, not me." Scarlett then decided she wanted to pitch for him. She threw the first pitch, and it went behind her, she looked at my Dad and said, "you missed". She pitched again, and again the ball went in some crazy direction, nowhere near my Dad, and she said "you missed, again. Granddad, watch the ball. Not me."**
Oh, my sweet baby girl. You keep me laughing all day. I just adore you, and love you thiiiiiiiiis much!